The Show's Over!

allthefucksidontgive:

Simon Monk

Neat idea. Instead of time out, next time I’ll put you in one of these.

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

todaythesamesky:

alchemicalalice:

blueisacolour:

johanirae:

When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.

OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?

Further evidence that Tony designed this. 

#i mean  #come on  #this is tony stark we’re talking about here  #either you can fly as well as Rhodey  #or GTFO (via alchemicalalice)

 #FLY RIGHT OR DIEEEE

S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn’t recruit any punks.

nanoplot: it’s all serious business

miss-wasp:

(OOC: sorry it took me so long to reply. >_< I had a really crazy week and was barely home)

Jan took the card and listened to his description of his company’s focus. A solid concept and she agreed with what he had said. The clothes weren’t the only aspects of true fashion. She nodded and flashed him a smile.

“I admit I haven’t heard of the company before, but it does sound intriguing and I agree with your statement. It’s definitely an integral part in achieving a great look. I’ll have to get my hands on some samples of your products and give them a test. I always experiment with fashion, but I admit I tend to stick to my favorite hair and make up products.”

Nick looked a little intimidating at first, but he seemed to be quite charismatic and fairly charming to boot. Certainly a good first impression.

[ooc. Don’t worry about it dear! And sorry I didn’t see your reply any sooner!]

He was beginning to calm down and ease up as it seemed quite possible to have gotten her to accept the merge, he’ll invite her to his office where she can sample the products and then sign the necessary paperwork that had been presented to her lawyers prior to this luncheon.

“Mind if I take you to my office, just to show you our products and we could go over anything you might have questions about on the legal documents? I was there when they were prepared by my lawyers, so I’m sure I could possibly answer any questions you throw my way.” He took a sip of his mixed drink as he paid attention to see if he was pushing a bit too strongly or not.

Deal With It — Nick Fury Edition

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isthisfondue:

/snags him by the collar

I get paid double, and over time.

/youdon’tevengetpaid

Alright.

dont-call-me-hawkette:

…What do cleaning toilets have to do with national security?

You see, when there’s as much pressure on a ship of this magnitude floating above the Nation’s capital, there’s a lot involved regarding national security.

/gives her gloves and plunger

Good luck, Bishop.

isthisfondue:

…the hell are you people putting in those toilets?

/pats Steve on the back and gives him gloves and a plunger

That is up to you to find out, Captain. This is important.

/runs away